The Dissfunctional Critters Gallery

Welcome to the Dissfunctional Family gallery! Below are the Dissfunctional Critters who have either been adopted or are available for adoption / naming on the Reptile Dissfunction stream.

Rules for adopting a Dissfunctional Critter:

  • This is supposed to be fun. Please don’t make this not fun.
  • Adoption comes free with a donation of $10 or more.
  • Include the name of the Critter you would like to adopt as well as the name you would to give him / her.
  • If two donors select the same critter for adoption, the first donor will be given preference. The second donor will be allowed to select a different critter and name.
  • No two critters may have the same name.
  • Names are subject to the approval of Lindsay Aarons and may not include: profanity, racism / sexism / sizism / other -isms, etc.
  • Any adopter who chooses a name deemed inappropriate will be given a second chance to pick a more appropriate name. If an appropriate name is still not selected, the donor forfeits the right to adopt the critter with his / her donation.

Available to Adopt:
Papa Chipmunk

Mama Chipmunk | Lindsay Aarons

Available to Adopt:
Mama Chipmunk

Available to Adopt:
Brother Chipmunk

Cindy the Poet

Adopted by VoteForMeImTaylorV

Papa Hedgehog | Lindsay Aarons

Mullet

Adopted by VoteForMeImTaylorV

 

Available to Adopt:
Mama Hedgehog

Brother Hedgehog | Lindsay Aarons

Jimi Hedge-rix

Adopted by WaylansMa

Sister Hedgehog | Lindsay Aarons

 

Available to Adopt:
Sister Hedgehog

Papa Bunny | Lindsay Aarons

Attila the Bun

Adopted by GirlPhoenixRising

Mama Bunny | Lindsay Aarons

Available to Adopt:
Mama Bunny

Brother Bunny | Lindsay Aarons

Available to Adopt:
Brother Bunny

Sister Bunny | Lindsay Aarons

Available to Adopt:
Sister Bunny 1

Sister Bunny | Lindsay Aarons

 

Available to Adopt:
Sister Bunny 2

Kitten 3 | Lindsay Aarons

 

Available to Adopt:
Kitten Triplet 1

Kitten 2 | Lindsay Aarons

Lucifurr

Adopted by J_Hackett

Kitten 1 | Lindsay Aarons

 

Available to Adopt:
Kitten Triplet 1

Hedgehog Sister Twin | Lindsay Aarons

Available to Adopt:
Sister Bunny 2

Hedgehog Brother Twin | Lindsay Aarons

Available to Adopt:
Sister Bunny 2

 

Leftenant Thackery Loddington

Adopted by ThePoopsMcGee