Intern in a meeting after watching a video of a speech from Henry V: “What kind of speech is that, anyway?”Me [eager to share some of the knowledge for which I paid thousands of dollars, and preening just a little bit]: “Early Modern English.”Intern [before I get the chance to tell him the difference between Old, Middle, and Modern English]: “No, I mean…. what kind of speech is that? I know there’s a name for one of those come-on-guys-we-can-do-it speeches, but I don’t remember what it is.”Me [seriously deflated]: “Oh. Uh… motivational monologue?”Intern: “Huh.”
There was an uncomfortable silence at the entire table for about three seconds until I burst out laughing, which gave everyone else the permission to laugh out loud, as well (since they were all laughing in their heads, anyway). I think it’s safe to say that my reputation as a nerd is both well-deserved and now reinforced at work.